Category Archives: Texas Jokes

Blonde’s odometer

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A blonde wanted to sell her car, but couldn’t find any buyers. She called her friend for advice, and her friend asked her how many miles she had on her car. “235,000 miles.” Her friend told her that was the … Continue reading →


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  1. Blondes with a convertible
  2. How to sell a Bible
  3. How to fix a dent
  4. Blonde on a diet
  5. Blondes robbing a bank

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Do Not Disturb

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An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop, and stay overnight. The next morning … Continue reading →


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  1. Camoflauge clothing
  2. Blonde in first class cabin

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After all, I was married to her for 40 years

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Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and sees a funeral procession starting across the bridge. He stands up, takes off his cap, and bows his head. The procession crosses the bridge and the … Continue reading →


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  1. Pretend we’re married
  2. I am married to your sister
  3. I was delivering this bridge
  4. I married into the family of pigs..
  5. Fishing?

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Heal, not raise the dead

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An elderly couple are watching the 700 Club. The evangelist is getting really worked up, and it’s soon time for the healing portion of the show. “If you believe in the healing power of the Lord, place on hand on … Continue reading →


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  1. Buying TV
  2. Woman language
  3. The most venomous snake
  4. Penis demands a raise
  5. Daytime television

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Ready to go home

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There was a guy in a bar and he asked the bartender for a beer. He chugged it, looked into his pocket, asked for another beer. Which he chugged, then looked into his pocket, and asked for another beer. This … Continue reading →


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  1. Magic beer
  2. How much should I drink?
  3. Not to use efficiency techniques at home
  4. Before it starts
  5. Time to go home

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