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Category Archives: New York Jokes
Smarter man
Three men were walking down a street and found a bottle laying on the side of the road. They picked it up and a genie popped out. The genie said, ”You will each get one wish.” The first man wished … Continue reading
Posted in Genie Jokes, New York Jokes, Office Jokes Tagged genie, man, smart, wishes, woman Leave a comment
Pope in New York
The Pope goes to New York. He is picked up at the airport by a limousine. He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver, ”You know, I hardly ever get to drive. Would you please let me?” … Continue reading
Posted in Car Jokes, Church and God Jokes, Holiday Jokes, New York Jokes, People Jokes, Police Jokes, Politician Jokes Tagged car, driver, New York, police, pope, speeding Leave a comment
I am still winning
It was a really hot day and this blonde decided she would go buy a coke. So she went to the coke machine and put her money in, and a coke came out so she kept putting money in it, … Continue reading
Posted in Blonde Jokes, New York Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Texas Jokes Tagged blonde, coke, gamble, queue Leave a comment
Expensive perfume
A young, beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling like expensive perfume. She turns to an old woman and says arrogantly, ”Giorgio Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!” Another young, beautiful woman gets onto the elevator and also smells of very … Continue reading
Posted in New York Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Texas Jokes, Your Momma Jokes Tagged fart, lift, perfume, woman Leave a comment
Naked pole vaulting
A group of guys were chatting with a good-looking girl and, somewhat improbably, asked her to climb this pole that was conveniently nearby. For whatever reason, she decided to do it. When she told her mother what happened, her mother … Continue reading
Posted in Alabama Jokes, Alaska Jokes, American Jokes, Bar Jokes, Family Jokes, Miscellaneous Jokes, New York Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Texas Jokes, Your Momma Jokes Tagged bar, girl, nake, panties, pole, underwear Leave a comment
Cheap parking
A woman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need … Continue reading
Posted in Car Jokes, New York Jokes, Office Jokes Tagged bank, car, load, New York, parking Leave a comment
A free wonderful weekend
Sam and a beautiful woman walk into a very posh Beverly Hills furrier. “Show the lady your finest mink!” the fellow exclaims. So the owner of the shop goes in back and comes out with an absolutely gorgeous full-length coat. … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Holiday Jokes, New York Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes Tagged check, coat, husband, man, money, sex, shop, weekend, wife, woman Leave a comment
Drinking buddies
Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New York City. They both order pints of Guinness. One of them turns to the other and says “So where are you from, then?” “I’m from Ireland.” … Continue reading
Posted in Bar Jokes, British Jokes, Family Jokes, New York Jokes, People Jokes, Politician Jokes Tagged bar, beer, drink, Irish, New York Leave a comment
New York reporter
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips a board off of a nearby fence, wedges it down the dog’s collar and twists, breaking the dog’s … Continue reading
Posted in Miscellaneous Jokes, New York Jokes, People Jokes, Sports Jokes Tagged cowboy, dog, fan, football, New York, reported, rottweiler Leave a comment
I am admiring my new boots
An attractive woman was browsing in an exclusive New York shoe store when a pair of boots caught her eye. She immediately fell in love with them, but was put off by the $950 price tag. Seeing her dilemma, the … Continue reading
Posted in New York Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes Tagged boot, owner, sex, shoes, woman Leave a comment
A fence bid
Three contractors were visiting a tourist attraction on the same day. One was from New York, another from Texas, and the third from Florida. At the end of the tour, the guard asked them what they did for a living. … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, New York Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Texas Jokes Tagged bid, contractor, Florida, New York, Texas Leave a comment
