Category Archives: New York Jokes

A free wonderful weekend

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Sam and a beautiful woman walk into a very posh Beverly Hills furrier. “Show the lady your finest mink!” the fellow exclaims. So the owner of the shop goes in back and comes out with an absolutely gorgeous full-length coat. … Continue reading →


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  1. How to impress a woman, and a man
  2. Little Johnny
  3. Wonderful time
  4. I am admiring my new boots
  5. Relationship guide

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Drinking buddies

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Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New York City. They both order pints of Guinness. One of them turns to the other and says “So where are you from, then?” “I’m from Ireland.” … Continue reading →


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  1. Fun things at a drive-thru
  2. Beer and female hormones
  3. Sandy was drinking at a pub
  4. How much should I drink?
  5. Time to go home

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New York reporter

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Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips a board off of a nearby fence, wedges it down the dog’s collar and twists, breaking the dog’s … Continue reading →


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  1. You’re So Ugly
  2. It makes your eyes bulge and your ears protrude
  3. Pope in New York
  4. Insane asylum fence
  5. Sexes of parrots

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I am admiring my new boots

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An attractive woman was browsing in an exclusive New York shoe store when a pair of boots caught her eye. She immediately fell in love with them, but was put off by the $950 price tag. Seeing her dilemma, the … Continue reading →


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  1. Little Johnny
  2. Kiss Bush
  3. Life at work is great
  4. Final exam

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A fence bid

Three contractors were visiting a tourist attraction on the same day. One was from New York, another from Texas, and the third from Florida. At the end of the tour, the guard asked them what they did for a living. … Continue reading →


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  1. Bush fans
  2. what happened in Texas?

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