Category Archives: France and French Jokes

Capitals

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A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals. She proudly said, “Go ahead and quiz me. I know all of them!” Her friend said, “O.K. then, what’s the capital of France?” The blonde replied, “Oh, that’s so easy! … Continue reading →


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Magic mirror

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In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth — if you lie, you disappear. One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter the restaurant and … Continue reading →


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  2. Blonde painting
  3. Blonde in a breaststroke swimming race
  4. The magic mirror
  5. Visit the sun

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Sunbath

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A woman was staying at a hotel and she decided to go sunbathing on the hotel roof. When she laid down to sun her back, her bikini top fell off. She didn’t care so much, though, because nobody ever came … Continue reading →


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Men and woman

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On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded: 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman, 2 French men and 1 French woman, 2 German men and 1 German woman, 2 Greek men and … Continue reading →


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  1. Feel like a woman
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  5. To feel like a woman

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French definition of Savoir-faire

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Three Frenchmen were trying to define savoir-faire. “If I go home,” said Alphonse, “and find my wife with another man, say ’Excuse me’ and leave, that is savoir-faire.” “No,” replied Pierre, “if I go home and find my wife with … Continue reading →


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  2. Definition of crying shame
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