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- AirPods Pro 2 New features explained
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Category Archives: American Jokes
Government vs. mafia
What’s the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is organized.
Posted in American Jokes, Politician Jokes, Short Q & A
Tagged difference, government, mafia
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Good or bad?
A recently-married man goes into a drugstore to pick up some things. The clerk greets him…. Clerk: Hey, how did the wedding go? Man: Well, we got married. Clerk: That’s good! Man: No, that’s bad. I wasn’t wearing any clothes. … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Family Jokes, Office Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged clothes, fire, house, husband, marriage, rich, wife
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Three girls in the desert
A blonde, brunette and redhead are in a desert. The brunette says, “I brought some water so we don’t get dehydrated.” The redhead says, “I brought some suntan lotion so we don’t get sunburned.” Then the blonde says I brought … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Blonde Jokes, Car Jokes, Holiday Jokes, Hotel and Travel Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged blode, car, desert, lotion, water, window
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Howard be thy name
A blonde dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates, where she is greeted by St. Peter. “Welcome!” he says. “Because we are currently operating at 99% capacity, we can only let a limited number of souls into heaven. Therefore, you … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Blonde Jokes, Church and God Jokes, Family Jokes, Holiday Jokes, Kids Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged blonde, heaven, name, question, St. Peter
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Naked pole vaulting
A group of guys were chatting with a good-looking girl and, somewhat improbably, asked her to climb this pole that was conveniently nearby. For whatever reason, she decided to do it. When she told her mother what happened, her mother … Continue reading
Posted in Alabama Jokes, Alaska Jokes, American Jokes, Bar Jokes, Family Jokes, Miscellaneous Jokes, New York Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Texas Jokes, Your Momma Jokes
Tagged bar, girl, nake, panties, pole, underwear
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She made me a better offer
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: “Look, I’ll give you $100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I’m to promise to ‘love, honor and obey’ and … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Church and God Jokes, Family Jokes, Holiday Jokes, Office Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged bride, groom, marriage, money, priest, vow
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Mathematics
He’s teaching her arithmetic, he said it was his mission. He kissed her once, he kissed her twice and said, ”Now that’s addition.” And as he added smack by smack, in silent sanctification, she sweetly gave the kisses back and … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Campus Jokes, Family Jokes, Kids Jokes, Science Jokes
Tagged boy, child, division, girl, kiss, math
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Get your oil changed
There was a 80 year-old man that married a 21 year-old woman. A year later the woman had a baby and the doctor came out and told the old man that he was the father of a 9lb 8oz baby … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Family Jokes, Hospital Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged baby, doctor, hospital, husband, marriage, old, sex
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Adam and Eve
After spending time with Eve, Adam was walking in the Garden with God. Adam told God how much the woman means to him and how blessed he feels to have her. Adam began to ask questions about her. Adam: Lord, … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Church and God Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged Adam, brain, Eve, God, love, skin
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Go to Hell, there are no Catholics there
Three nuns went to a football game and three men got stuck sitting behind them. The men couldn’t see very well because of the nun’s little nun hats. So they came up with a plan to make them leave. ”I … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Church and God Jokes, Sports Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged Catholic, football, hat, nun
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Feel like a woman
I’m sitting on this plane, eating my dinner, when all of a sudden the captain comes on the loudspeaker and tells us that the plane is about to crash land into the mountains. The next thing I know this woman … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Hotel and Travel Jokes, Office Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged airplane, date, iron, man, sex, woman
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Blonde’s puzzle
One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband for help. ”It’s supposed to be a tiger!” Sally cried. ”Honey,” said Dan, “Put the … Continue reading
Barbie and Britney
Q: What do Barbie and Britney Spears have in common? A: Both are blonde, brainless and made out of plastic.
Posted in American Jokes, Blonde Jokes, People Jokes, Short Q & A
Tagged Barbie, blonde, brain, Britney
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IQ test
Intelligence Test Instructions: Write each of your answers down, it makes a difference! You will be allowed 10 minutes to complete the test. Write your answers in the spaces provided. Are you ready? What is the time? Start. 1) Some … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Campus Jokes, Kids Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Politician Jokes
Tagged congress, engineer, exam, IQ, professor, pupil, student, teacher
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Family history
One day a sweet little girl becomes puzzled about her origin. “How did I get here, Mommy?” she asks. Her mother replies, using a well-worn phrase, “Why God sent you, Honey.” “And did God send you too, Mommy?” she continues. … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Church and God Jokes, Family Jokes, Kids Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged child, daughter, family, God, mother, sex
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3 wishes of a government worker
One day a government worker was digging through his office drawers when suddenly he came upon a magic lamp. (Oh, c’mon, I’m sure there’s one buried in your desk too.) Since he’d heard these jokes before, he knew that he … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Genie Jokes, Office Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged genie, government, lamp, money, wish, woman
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Camoflauge clothing
There once was pirate captain who, whenever it looked like a battle would be imminent would change into a red shirt. After observing this behavior for a few months, one of the crew members asked him what it meant. “It’s … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Miscellaneous Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged blood, clothing, pants, pirate, ship
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Prison vs. Work
In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8′ X 10′ cell. At work you spend most of your time in a 6′ X 8′ cubicle. In prison you get three meals a day. At work you … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Police Jokes, Top 10 List
Tagged cell, cubicle, meal, office, prison, TV
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Where is this place?
A man and his wife were driving their Recreational Vehicle across the country and were nearing a town spelled Kissimee. They noted the strange spelling and tried to figure how to pronounce it – KISS-a-me; kis-A-me; kis-a-ME. They grew more … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Family Jokes, Holiday Jokes, Hotel and Travel Jokes, Office Jokes, Restaurant Jokes
Tagged burger King, car, driving, husband, place, pronunciation, restaurant, wife
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Room 1221
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Holiday Jokes, Hotel and Travel Jokes, Office Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged breast, hotel, man, penis, sex, woman
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