Category Archives: Country Jokes

Jokes for some countries

Blonde’s odometer

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A blonde wanted to sell her car, but couldn’t find any buyers. She called her friend for advice, and her friend asked her how many miles she had on her car. “235,000 miles.” Her friend told her that was the … Continue reading →


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  1. Blondes with a convertible
  2. How to sell a Bible
  3. How to fix a dent
  4. Blonde on a diet
  5. Blondes robbing a bank

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Do Not Disturb

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An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop, and stay overnight. The next morning … Continue reading →


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  1. Camoflauge clothing
  2. Blonde in first class cabin

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Blondes in the mirror

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Two blondes are walking down the street when one of them looks down and finds a mirror. She picks it up, looks at it. ”WOW! I know this person. I’ve seen this person before.” The other blonde takes the mirror … Continue reading →


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  1. Suicide blonde
  2. Say something positive
  3. The magic mirror
  4. Stop lipstick on the mirror
  5. Magic mirror

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Alligator shoes

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A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very … Continue reading →


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  1. Blonde’s puzzle
  2. Blonde working at Starbucks
  3. Suicide
  4. Putting on my shoes

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After all, I was married to her for 40 years

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Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and sees a funeral procession starting across the bridge. He stands up, takes off his cap, and bows his head. The procession crosses the bridge and the … Continue reading →


Similar jokes in this blog:
  1. Pretend we’re married
  2. I am married to your sister
  3. I was delivering this bridge
  4. I married into the family of pigs..
  5. Fishing?

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