Category Archives: Car Jokes

jokes related to car, bus, and traffic police

Blonde’s odometer

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A blonde wanted to sell her car, but couldn’t find any buyers. She called her friend for advice, and her friend asked her how many miles she had on her car. “235,000 miles.” Her friend told her that was the … Continue reading →


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Blonde driving

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A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving really badly, so she got pulled over by a cop. The cop walked up to her window and asked, ”Lady, why are you driving so recklessly?” The blonde said, ”I’m … Continue reading →


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Smiling blonde

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A blonde has just got a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, which almost drives the truck over a cliff. The driver then motions for her to pull over, so she does. The driver gets … Continue reading →


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The blonde makeout

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A guy and a blond are on a date, and after dinner and a movie, they head on up to Makeout Mountain, where things get a little hot ‘n’ heavy. Then the guy leans over. “Do you want to go … Continue reading →


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Blonde painting a porch

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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs … Continue reading →


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