Category Archives: Bar Jokes

Jokes in the bar

Pig in the bar

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A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, ”Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?” Then the lady answered, ”Excuse me, I think this is a … Continue reading →


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  1. Goose & lawyer
  2. Magic beer
  3. Texan baby
  4. Prayers
  5. Chocolate ice cream

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It’s an hour fast!

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A man is sitting at a bar one night, wearing a fancy new watch, covered with buttons and lights and dials. The woman next to him says, “Wow, that’s a really fancy watch.” “Thanks, says the guy, “It’s the cutting … Continue reading →


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  1. I can’t get into your panties!
  2. You’re the next
  3. Woman’s age
  4. Getting a second opinion
  5. Fast turtle

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Got any grapes?

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A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that no, his bar doesn’t serve grapes. The duck thanks him and leaves. The next day, the duck returns and says, “Got any … Continue reading →


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  1. Magic beer
  2. Panda bear
  3. Fast turtle
  4. The magician and the parrot
  5. Duckman

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Ready to go home

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There was a guy in a bar and he asked the bartender for a beer. He chugged it, looked into his pocket, asked for another beer. Which he chugged, then looked into his pocket, and asked for another beer. This … Continue reading →


Similar jokes in this blog:
  1. Magic beer
  2. How much should I drink?
  3. Not to use efficiency techniques at home
  4. Before it starts
  5. Time to go home

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Drinking buddies

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Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New York City. They both order pints of Guinness. One of them turns to the other and says “So where are you from, then?” “I’m from Ireland.” … Continue reading →


Similar jokes in this blog:
  1. Fun things at a drive-thru
  2. Beer and female hormones
  3. Sandy was drinking at a pub
  4. How much should I drink?
  5. Time to go home

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